TLC has come up with a new show called: Sex Sent Me to the ER. Gregg weighing in at 440lbs. was a virgin and his girlfriend Jenn who weighs in at 110lbs., had relations. He sent her head flying through the sheet rock during the heated moment of passion. She asked why he stopped and he thought he was going to have a heart attack.
Slacker is hysterically laughing while this topic is airing. He also thinks this is amazing. There was a time when glass furniture was very in. He had a matching set of this furniture and this glass was supposed to be really thick. Well, they were getting hot and heavy and he picked up the girl and the impact of setting her down on the table broke the glass and she had cuts all over her. They never had relations on it ever again.
Steve claims this is their topic and TLC has gotten it from them. He has the fake flicker candles in his house because he knows how dangerous he would be with real candles.