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Butt Injuries

Yi!!
 
Butt Injuries can be serious or hilarious, depending on your point of view.
 
For Example:
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania police officer William Owens recently shot his wife in the butt by accident. He was showing his gun to family and friends when it accidentally discharged several times. Owens has been suspended without pay as his superiors try to determine if he was being reckless. His wife is OK.

Steve has no butt story. He has always protected himself. That’s why he sucked as an athlete. Steve was too concerned with himself. There may not be an "I" in team, but there has always been an "I" in Steve.

Slacker fell on his butt when he was a kid riding a skateboard. He felt he was ready for a challenge while still trying to learn to ride. He figured he would go to a nice tall hill and skate down. At the top he started out great, until he leaned back! You would figure that leaning forward would be a better choice, but instinct is a learned trait. Grossing Steve out discussing tough scabs and the sore butt he had for like 6 weeks pleases Slacker!

What’s your most embarrassing or painful Butt Injury?

When I was learning to ride a BMX bike as a kid, I always tried to ride wheelies while sitting down. The only problem with riding this way is your judgment is a bit skewed by the speed you are traveling. When you are on only one wheel, you have to control your speed to maintain balance. Needless to say, when it was time to bail I landed square on my tail. I also knocked the wind out of myself. You should’ve seen the look on my friends’ face. He didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or panic. It’s not the only time I’ve injured my posterior and I’m positive it won’t be the last.
 
Peace, Love and Good Happiness Stuff! – Ray the Intern



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