In New Zealand one woman was getting out of her car when she got shot unexpectedly in the butt! A 25 year old man was arrested and charged with careless use of a firearm and the woman was taken to a hospital where she was treated and released. The man claims he was trying to hit a bird… That’s some pretty bad aim.
The biggest butt injury I’ve ever had is when I fell hard and fast on it while skiing. I’m pretty sure I bruised it and after that day, I never skied again. That, and my instructor called me fat, but that’s a different story for another time.