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Simple Things You Find Attractive

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There is a list going around on the internet of simple things that men do that women find attractive.

32. Wears an analog watch.
31. Changes a light bulb.
30. Knows the wattage.
29. Poaches an egg.
28. Peels an orange, hands you a slice.
27. Legible handwriting.
26. Takes groceries out of shopping bags.
25. Knows the words to disco songs.
24. Knows the names of two of your friends (first names only are fine).
23. Kicks your feet, propped up on coffee table, out of the way so he can walk around you.
22. Flips book over to read back copy.
21. Pours you coffee, hands it to you.
20. Sips a glass of water, bedside, late at night.
19. Has Advil.
18. Orders fries for the table.
17. Talks to your shy friend.
16. Leaves a room without announcing it.
15. Pets a kitten.
14. Holds a baby.
13. Kills a bug.
12. Takes a bug outside instead of killing it.
11. Hails taxi in the right direction.
10. Answers the phone: "hey"
9. Has a perfect jump shot.
8. Knows what a jump shot is but doesn't care to explain it.
7. Blows smoke rings.
6. Strong, steady whistle.
5. Draws map on a napkin.
4. Wears sunglasses outside, never in.
3. Bathes.
2. Wears a white t-shirt.
1. Drives.

Slacker doesn't understand why wearing an analog watch would be attractive. He says he is the BEST at carrying in the groceries and ALWAYS brings all them in in one trip!

Steve says he does everything on this list; therefore he must be the most attractive man ever!

We want to hear what simple things you find attractive!

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Intern Rachel
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Sorry

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We have all done something in our life that we are not proud of. Something we've wanted to apologize for.

A former high school bully reached out and apologized to one of the kids he tormented in junior high twenty years ago. The man sent the apology on Facebook after his 10-year-old daughter asked him if he ever bullied anyone. His apology:
"Hey Chad, I was recently talking with my 10-year-old daughter about bullies. She asked me if I ever bullied anyone and I had to say "yes." What came to my mind is how s**tty and mean I was to you when we were in Jr. High. I want to apologize. If we lived in the same state I would apologize to your face. I don't even know if you remember, but I do and I am sorry."
The victim said about six or seven kids from the football team would harass, insult and threaten to kill him. He is now a visual designer and brand consultant in Hollywood.

Slacker says when he really screws up, he does apologize. Slacker wants to apologize to anyone he has offended… (Just kidding).

Steve says he has apologized for most of the big things he has done wrong. Steve wants to apologize for what he did a few days ago. He was having a conversation with someone at an event and was blocking the pathway for tons of people(without realizing it). After the conversation was over, he looked around a saw a huge line of people waiting to get through.

If you want to make amends, now is your chance! What are you sorry for?

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OPP: Working Mom Surrogate

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Working women know how hard it can be to balance a career and having a baby. Today's OPP thinks she has a solution to that problem...she just needs your help getting her husband on board! Here is Janet's problem:

Janet is very successful in her career. She currently holds a high position in a corporate job. Janet and her husband want to start a family, but Janet believes she won't have time to actually carry the baby. She wants to hire a surrogate to carry their baby. Janet is the bread winner of the family and doesn't have time to take off work to be sick, go to doctor appointments, go on maternity leave, etc. Her husband however, is completely against having a surrogate carry their baby. He wants Janet to carry the baby, or not have a baby at all.

Slacker says he is old school. If something breaks, he would fix the problem himself instead of hiring someone to do it for him. He understands where Janet's husband is coming from.

Steve understands where Janet is coming from. If something breaks, he would hire someone to come and fix it for him!

What do you think Janet should do?

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Intern Rachel
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Stole It

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We have all done it at least one time in our lives. We're talking about stealing!

A man caught with more than 1,000 stolen eggs in his fridge has claimed he stole them from the factory where he worked for personal consumption. The egg fanatic had also scribbled dates on them in pen to remind him when to eat his next egg-heavy meal. The 47-year-old security guard, Mr. Gu, was spotted by police smuggling two suitcases of stolen goods out of the factory where he worked in Pinghu City, China. His employers were quoted saying: 'We thought he was a hardworking and dutiful guard who enjoyed working nightshifts because he didn't have a family to go home to. Now we have found out that he did it so he could roam around and steal without anyone seeing him.' Upon further investigation, Police found more than 1,000 eggs in his fridge, as well as soap, meat, boxes of tissues and bottles of detergent. Gu said, 'I lost count how many times I have stolen. Probably hundreds of times. I have stolen everything in my house. ' A spokesman for the factory said: 'We are as surprised as everyone else that it was the security guard.

According to multiple sources, two drunk guys stole a golf cart from the Quail Hollow clubhouse, drove it five miles north to Selwyn Pub, parked it on the bar's front patio, and ordered two shots before abandoning the cart and leaving the bar undetected. The amount of confidence it takes to drunk-drive a golf cart five miles is remarkable (unless you're actually playing golf, then it's normal), but what's even more staggering is that they managed to make it all the way to the bar without getting pulled over and arrested.

Slacker says he has stolen some stuff before, but not as much as Steve has! Slacker says that when he worked at a grocery store, he would steal stuff all the time. He said that his mom used to buy the generic brands of pain relievers, so he decided to steal Advil and Tylenol.

Steve says it's easier to say what he hasn't stolen rather than what he has stolen. He says he has never stolen a car before!

What is the craziest thing you have ever stolen?

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Terrible Teachers

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The school year is wrapping up, so why not talk about bad teachers! We can all relate on this subject but I don't think we have had teachers as bad as these next two! Georgia teacher is being charged with four misdemeanors on counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. A parent discovered text messages between her son and his teachers regarding a scheduled time for the student to have relations in his classroom closet from 7:30 to 8:30 with his girlfriend. The middle school math teacher then implied over the text messages that he did not have any condoms to provide to the young boy. The mother pulled her son out of the school and turned the man into the school system. The math teacher was 25-years-old. Relations or not it can't be as bad as a teacher killing and eating the classroom pet in front of the class to teach the students about life! A South Korean teacher bit a hamster to death before consuming in front of his students. He says that his students were teasing the hamster and he needed to teach them about the value of life. The parents contacted the police and a complaint has been filed on the teacher.

Slacker says all teachers get caught for bad acts, so why even try to do anything bad?

Steve says that the middle school kids are only 14-years-old they don't need an entire hour in the classroom closet!

What bad teacher stories do you have?

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OPP: Drinks With Clients

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Today's OPP is from Bridget!

Yi,
I work as a hair stylist at a high-end salon. A month ago, I had drinks with a male client without telling my husband. The next time the client came in he left a HUGE tip. Since then, I have had drinks with him and several other male clients without telling my husband. The more drinks, the larger the tips! I am starting to feel guilty and like I am cheating. My best friend says I am cheating and should stop seeing my clients for drinks. My other friend says there is nothing wrong with the 'business meetings'. Am I cheating? Should I tell my husband? – Bridgette

Slacker says that Bridget is most definitely cheating because she is not telling and hiding something from her husband! He says that hairstylists are flirty because the more you flirt the more you get! He says that she is going too far! Slacker says that if she didn't think it was wrong she would tell her husband and not write into the show. Slacker thinks she needs to live by the golden rule! He proposes the question, "Would Bridget want her husband to go for drinks without her knowledge?" He never went for drinks with the person who cut his hair. Slacker says that she could "ride the lie" and not tell the husband if she stops meeting for drinks. He then changes his mind and thinks she needs to be upfront with her husband.

Steve says, "You gotta get er done!" He says it's just drinks and who doesn't go for drinks? He says that this is purely business because she has to build up a cliental. He thinks that maybe she should stop this behavior and just not tell her husband. He says that she is just using her femininity as a sales tool!

Is Bridget cheating? Should she tell her husband?

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Weird Thing You Got Paid To Do

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We have all gotten paid to do something weird at least once in our lifetimes but it can't be as weird as getting paid to teach individuals to swim like a mermaid! Who even knew that was a career! Marielle Henault is a professional mermaid at a mermaid school called the Aqua Mermaid Academy in Montreal. She says, "I'm a mermaid. I teach people how to swim like a mermaid. People are calling me from all over and it's like a tourist attraction now. Welcome to the Aqua Mermaid Class. Today three objectives. Fun, fitness and learning something new. I have an odd job but it's the best job for me. Do what you like, just dream big and do it." I want to go to that college! But if you want to make some extra cash for literally doing a normal bodily function, just know you can always sell your poop to OpenBiome! OpenBiome is a non-profit organization that sends feces all around the world to patients in need of healthy stool. People around the world are suffering from an infection called, C. defficle and the only thing to cure the infection is to have healthy feces injected into their gut. Finding poop donors is harder than one would think but if you are up to donating your feces for five days a week you will profit at 13,000 dollars a year! If you don't want to donate your poop but still need some extra cash and have a little extra love around your waste then you might want to consider going into the squashing business! A woman in New York earns over 1,500 dollars a month to eat on camera and squashing men with her body! There are a lot of options to get paid for random and weird things!

Slacker says that he and Steve would not qualify to donate their "poo" because they don't ever eat anything healthy! He says that if he wasn't afraid of water he would totally want to learn how to swim like a mermaid! Slacker was a wiz on the guitar and got paid 20 dollars to sit in a guy's closet with his guitar plugged into his amp and play a song while the guy was pretending to play guitar to impress his friends!

Steve says that selling your poop looks good on your resume! He says that he got paid by a guy to throw a ball as fast as he could at the local carnival so he could get his girlfriend a stuffed animal. He couldn't win the game so he paid Steve a couple of dollars and bought him a corndog! Thank God Steve was a great pitcher!

What is the weirdest thing you have ever been paid to do?

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GMD: Rental Property

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Donna and her husband own a two bedroom rental home that they rent out to college students and they make a good profit off of the property. Donna's brother, who has been described as the black sheep of the family because he is always in trouble just got kicked out of his location and now needs a place to live. He has asked to stay in Donna and Eric's rental home and of course being family, Donna has said yes, but Eric is refusing to let him stay. Eric thinks that they will be losing money on the property and it is a big risk due to Donna's brother's track record. He thinks that if this were a different person who just got kicked out of their last home, there is no way that Donna would let that individual move into the house. Eric thinks Donna's brother is a really nice guy but he does not have his life together. She even admits that her brother is not the most reliable but he is still family and can stay for a few months while getting his life sorted out. Donna and Eric cannot reach a compromise on the situation.

Slacker says that he has brothers too and he wouldn't want them out on the street, however he can also understand where Eric is coming from. He says that he sides more with Eric.

Steve says that once he moves in Donna's brother will have squatter rights. He says that he sides with Eric and Donna.

Whose side are you on?

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Intern Madison
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Is This What Women Want?

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Glam SAHM's are becoming popular on the Upper East Side of New York. "Glam SAHM" stands for glamorous stay-at-home-mom. This trend includes "wife bonuses" where the wife is rewarded with money if they are doing well. A wife bonus would be given if the wife was doing a good job managing the home budget, if the kids got into a 'good' school, etc.

Slacker says his parents are very old school. They would have dinner parties when he was younger and he says there was definitely gender roles during the party. The women would cook and do the dishes and the men would eat and then relax after the meal.

Steve thinks its ok as long as the women actually want to take part in it.

Is this something you would want?

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Spider Stories

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They are one of the most feared things on the planet...no, we're not talking about lions, tigers, or bears. We're talking about spiders!

An area in Australia recently experienced perhaps the worst nightmare for those who suffer from arachnophobia. Millions of baby spiders were seemingly raining down from the sky in Southern Tablelands. Some locals wondered earlier this month if the area about a three-hour drive from Sydney had been "invaded" by spiders as webs fell from the sky and covered entire houses and fields. Martyn Robinson, a naturalist from the Australian Museum, offered an explanation for why locals might have thought spiders were raining from the sky. Spiders, especially babies, often use a technique called ballooning, where they climb to the top of vegetation and release a stream of silk that allows them to be carried in the air. Mass migrations of baby spiders lead to the "angel hair" phenomenon, which can cover entire areas in spider webs.

YouTube user Danny Ford wrote that he spotted the massive wolf spider Australia. He and his companions turned on the camera thinking they would just be killing one big spider. What they got instead were many, many spiders. "We got a bit of a surprise when I squashed it with a broom as hundreds of baby spiders came crawling out of the mother," Ford wrote. Indeed, when the broom comes down on the arachnid, countless smaller versions go rushing from the spot where it was squished. A male voice remains relatively calm during the ordeal. "Jesus, look at all the babies!" he can be heard saying. The mama spider is smashed a few more times, just for good measure.

Slacker does not want to hear about any spider stories… He really REALLY hates them, especially if there are a lot of them in one place.

Steve likes to freak Slacker out and talk about nasty/creepy spider stories.

If you've had an especially creepy encounter with an arachnid, we want to hear about it!

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Intern Rachel
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OPP: Pitching out the Porn

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When you get into a relationship, your significant other sometimes tells you it's time to get rid of something you own. Today's OPP is being asked to get rid of something and he doesn't understand why. Here is Marty's problem:

Marty is just moving in with his girlfriend. They have been having a great time so far until his girlfriend found his porn stash. His girlfriend wants him to get rid of all of it; she thinks she should be enough for him. He says he is doing her a favor because she probably doesn't want to have relations as much as he would want to if he didn't watch porn. Marty also thinks it's a normal thing for all guys to do and he doesn't understand why his girlfriend is so upset about him watching porn.

Slacker thinks the more porn he watches; the more he would probably want to have relations.

Steve thinks if his girlfriend is uncomfortable with something, then he needs to make up some kind of compromise. Steve says that Marty might have to go 'underground' with his habits.

Do you think Marty should have to throw out his porn or should he be able to keep it?

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5 Calls Says It All

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The state of Oklahoma has passed a new bill that will allow teachers to carry guns in school. Teachers will need to undergo training and must be licensed. Republican Rep. Jeff Coody tells KFOR: ''The law would particularly benefit small communities that are without police forces. If that worse case situation occurs, there is the potential for an armed response on the part of the school to stop a perpetrator with deadly intent.'' Reaction to the bill is split.

Slacker doesn't think it's a great idea. However, he understands Steve's point about if someone came into the school; he would want a "good guy" to also have a gun to stop the shooter.

Steve can see how it might be good if someone came into the school with a gun, the teachers would be able to protect the students.

How do you feel about Teacher's being allowed to bring guns into schools?

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DMV Drama

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It's one of the worst places to go, but we're all forced to do it every few years. We're talking about the DMV!

Eva Brown will celebrate her 60th birthday in August. It's a birthday she says she'll never forget because, according to the DMV, she's been dead for nearly two years. Brown and her husband Ray were using the DMV's online system to change the address on her driver's license. The system could not locate her records so the couple called customer service. "I was told I've been dead sine June 20th of 2013," Brown explained. According to the Brown's, the customer service agent told them the mistake was probably due to a keystroke error. Eva said trying to prove to the DMV that she was alive over the phone was not enough. She said she had to jump through another set of hoops before she got her driver's license.
"I need to bring my actual license that I have, my marriage license. I need my social security card. I need to also give them two forms of identification, and mail."

A Florida woman says she is planning to take legal action against the Department of Motor Vehicles after the agency incorrectly labeled her as a sexual predator. Tammy Lemasters recently moved to Orlando and went to the DMV to change her license. However, she says she didn't double-check the bottom corner of her new card. Instead of being listed as an organ donor, the agency accidentally listed her as a 'sexual predator.' Lemasters, a mother of two, said she has no criminal history and only noticed the mistake after going to court over a traffic ticket.

Slacker said he just had to renew his license and he didn't bring any of his paper work…He became the drama because he had to run out to the car and when he got back, he thought he could just jump in front of everyone else.

Steve says that even he is faster typing than the people who work at the DMV. He also said the DMV that he goes to has church pews to sit and wait in instead of normal chairs.

If you had a crazy experience, saw someone lose it, or saw someone cheat, we want to hear all about it!

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Nurse Confessions

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The author of a book about health care called "The Nurses: A Year of Secrets, Drama, and Miracles…" has interviewed nurses for several years, and has several tips to share with potential patients. Many of the 3.5 million nurses in the U.S. call their profession a "secret club" of compassion and desensitization.

Here are a few tips they've shared:
-Don't get sick in July. Every year in teaching hospitals in July, medical students become interns, interns become residents and residents move up into direct patient care. This causes what health care workers call "The July Effect" in the U.S and "August Killing Season" in the UK.
-Sometimes we're told to treat certain patients better. Many hospitals treat VIPs better than other patients, saving deluxe private rooms for the celebs, politicians and officials.
-Some doctors and nurses are placing bets about you. Several nurses confessed that hospital staffers have wagered on patients, including the "Guess the Blood Alcohol" game, where actual money changes hands. Others try to guess injuries of ER patients.

A nurse has been disqualified for nine months after taking a cannabis-laced chocolate bar into a cancer unit at Alder Hey Children's Hospital. Murphy, who previously had an "unblemished career", was found asleep in a children's play area on a cancer ward at Alder Hey during the night shift. Later that night she was discovered by a colleague lying down on a couch when she was meant to be on duty. She allowed a student nurse to work unsupervised while she slept. She also had a "chocolate bar containing cannabis" hidden in her handbag, which was handed to a co-worker who reported her.

Nurse Brenda Rodriguez is accused of using patients' private information from North Cypress Medical Center to open credit cards in patients' names. She is charged with fraudulent use of identifying information, a first-degree felony. She was out of jail on a $20,000 bond Wednesday night. Investigators said a patient realized there was a problem when someone opened an account in their name. When the Harris County Sheriff's Office worked with the U.S. postal inspector, they said they found more accounts.
Investigators said they found 10 victims ranging in age from 35 to 65 years old. They believe there could be more.

Slacker knows someone who was a nurse that said they had to do a reverse catheter on a patient who put batteries in their… (you can finish that sentence).

Steve had to have a catheter after his emergency appendectomy. He said the nurses were fighting over who got to work on him!

If you are a nurse, we want to hear from you! Do you have any Nurse Confessions?

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Big Dollar Damage

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A man in Massachusetts destroyed a Porsche and a car wash at the same time! Talk about an expensive mistake!

Police were called to the scene of a minor car crash at the Olde Cape Car Wash in Massachusetts after a Porsche crashed into it. Things took a quick turn for the worse, with the business's roof collapsing and destroying the sports car that hit one of its support beams. The driver, 73-year-old Job Taylor, was not in the vehicle at the time of the collapse. He was treated for minor injuries at the scene, according to police. The car, a 2014 Porsche 911 convertible, retails for upwards of $90,000.

A painting at a Durango, CO art gallery was damaged by some spilled wine. Surveillance cameras at the Sorrel Sky Gallery caught three girls spilling the wine then taking off. Officials aren't sure if it was an accident but it caused between $5,000 and $10,000 in damage. Staff at the gallery had talked to the girls earlier and they said they were students from the local college. The owner of the gallery tells the paper she's not sure yet if she's going to press charges.

The landlord of a Buffalo, NY home told police that someone intentionally left the water running in the home and clogged the drains, causing thousands of dollars in damage. Water caused damage to the floors of the home, and also damaged a basement water heater. The suspects also took two refrigerators, each valued at more than $500. The landlord told police that former tenants who were recently evicted still had keys to the home. The total damages are estimated to be about $10,000.

Slacker snapped the nose gear off of a 747 airplane while he was working for an airline company. Another thing Slacker wrecked while working for the airline company was circuit boards that he was transporting. He had them in the back of his pickup truck and decided to get a car wash because he had some extra time. The circuit boards were completely soaked and ruined.

Steve doesn't think he has ever damaged anything expensive, besides some possible psychological damage he may have caused from previous relationships.

We want to hear about your most expensive mishap!

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Intern Rachel
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OPP: When to Ask for Permission

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Today's OPP is in her first serious relationship and she has an important question to ask...does she have to get permission to do certain things now? Here is Mandy's problem:

Yi guys! I need some help. My boyfriend and I are getting serious and moved into together and I really don't want to mess things up, so when should I ask his permission to do things? Like, we've started combining our money so when do I have to ask if I can buy something? I know I don't have to ask to buy a tank of gas, but if I want a new dress do I have to ask if it's okay with him? What about if I want to change my hair? What if I want to change jobs? Basically I want to know what kind of decisions I have to talk to him about first so he doesn't get upset. Should I still ask about these types of things before we get married or should I just wait until we get married? Thanks for the help guys!
-Mandy

Slacker says that when a couple combines their money together, it should be their money together. One person shouldn't have to ask permission if they want to buy something. He thinks Mandy is setting herself up for a bad situation. If she has to ask permission to do things so that her boyfriend doesn't get upset, that's not a good place to be.

Steve says that he has never had to mingle funds with a significant other.

Do you have any advice for Mandy?

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Something from a Celebrity

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For Slacker, it's a guitar from a rock star. For Steve, it's a t-shirt. We want to know what yours is. We are talking about: Something from a Celebrity.

Popular hip-hop model Jenna Shea has received something from a celebrity that she really wished hadn't. She said she got a bladder infection from Tyga.

One DJ saved some French toast that was left behind by Justin Timberlake after a breakfast interview by a New York-area radio station! The DJ put the French toast on eBay and someone bought it for $1,025! Kathy Summers, the buyer of the bread, said "I'll probably freeze-dry it, then seal it… then put it on my dresser."

Slacker said he got to meet with and jam with Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi! At the end of the jam session, Richie ended up giving the guitar he was playing to Slacker!

Steve kind of stole a t-shirt from Ed Sheeran! He said that while Ed was playing a show, he decided to sneak into his dressing room and saw his shirt lying on the ground… so he took it!

If you have something from a Celebrity, we want to hear about it!

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Revenge

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Revenge is sweet until you get caught! A Saudi Arabia man came home from his honeymoon to find that he was being charged with an 80,000 dollars traffic fine. The man's ex-wife had her sibling drive through as many red lights as he could while the man was gone. Traffic cameras on the lights captured the woman's brother driving through video and pictures. The owner of the car was not found liable because he was not driving the car. The ex-wife took it to another level, she went to the home of the second wife and destroyed all of her new furniture. A woman got a different type of revenge on her cheating boyfriend. She went into her boyfriend's phone and changed her name to his mother's name so every time he sent a naughty picture it would actually go to his mom. Yikes! A South Carolina student was recently caught on video for spitting and pouring Windex in her roommate's food. The woman was fighting with her two roommates and they refused to move out. The victims set up cameras to catch the woman in the act. They knew she would do something crazy to get revenge and that is why they set up the cameras. The evil roommate admitted to the crime and was charged with unlawful and malicious tampering with food.

Slacker says that he never gets revenge but Steve and Lil' D disagree. He says that he has been caught on the camera lights and they have high picture quality. He wants to glitter bomb Steve to get revenge on him. He wants Steve to taste some of his spit so they can understand what saliva tastes like.

Steve says that he gets revenge passive aggressively.

Lil' D says that Steve gets angry and Slacker gets revenge.

Have you ever gotten revenge? What did you do?

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Intern Madison

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OPP: Husband Needs to be a Better Dad

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Laurie is married with children. She and her husband have been married for 10 years. She has a comfortable living because her husband works hard to provide for the family, however, she thinks he is a terrible father because he never spends anytime with their kids. She says he is always tired and all he wants to do is sleep and wants "me" time. He never goes to their kids activities like their son's baseball games or daughter's recitals. She has communicated with her husband about this but he does not care to change. Financially they are comfortable, and she says that he could not work as much. She wants him around more than the extra money. Laurie is appreciative of the comfortable living he provides as a husband but she really wants him to step it up in the dad department but doesn't know how to communicate to him that he is a bad dad.

Slacker says he is the opposite of a dead beat dad because he is a great provider. He can somewhat understand where Laurie's husband is coming from but he still always goes to his daughter's recitals. He understands being tired when coming home from work but your kids don't care, they just want your time.

Steve says you have to choose one, dead beat dad or a provider who doesn't have time for his children. He says that their children will want the money their dad provides and his time. They want both, not just one or the other. Steve says Laurie's husband doesn't need to be a better parent, he needs to start being a parent.

How can Laurie confront her husband about being a bad father?

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Amusement Park Adventures

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Amusement parks are awesome, especially when it's a nice day out and you're enjoying some beverages! However, at the Window of the World amusement park there is no such thing as fun when you enter The Samadhi Game. Two Chinese philanthropists have created a "ride" more like an experience like no other. They created a death simulator that allows participants to experience what it would feel like to be cremated. Individuals are placed in a coffin and then transported into an incinerator; then blasted with hot air and light to create an "authentic experience of burning." Don't worry though, after the burning is complete the player would then crawl out of a tight space that is supposed to represent a womb, which then communicates to the player that they have been reborn. Too much? Well then you can head to Disneyland and give Pluto a huge hug but be careful he might injure your back and neck. Laurie Ramirez's 8-year-old son went to hug Pluto but he "tossed him around like a rag doll." Her son had to be rushed to the hospital for treatment on his neck and back injuries that were caused by the massive hug!

Slacker thinks amusement parks are amazing. He has an issue with riding carnival park rides because you can pick up the ride and can't be that safe. He got stuck in a "Tower of Doom" type ride. He was freaking out.

Steve rarely adventures into an amusement park but when he does, it's definitely not a carnival. He says that Pluto grabbed the kid too harshly because he cannot talk like Goofy can and he was just jealous.

What amusement park adventure have you had?

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Worst Summer Jobs

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Summer jobs can be the worst and we have all had at least one! Chris Hemsworth before he became an actor worked at a pharmacy that rented out breast pumps to women. His job was to scrub the used pumps down with a toothbrush. We found a list of the top 10 worst summer jobs! Here it is.
10 Worst Summer Jobs Ever
  1. Music Festival Security
  2. Fast Food Employee
  3. Theme Park Mascot
  4. Any Corporate Gig
  5. Movie Theater Clerk
  6. School janitor
  7. Detasseling Corn
  8. Working for the family business
  9. Working a Pizza Oven
  10. Cutting Cemetery Grass
Slacker is confused as to why women reuse breast pumps. He doesn't know what is worse for Chris Hemsworth, dating Miley Cyrus or cleaning used breast pumps. Slacker's worst job was a landscaper at a motel and got paid under the table.
Steve was a rock picker for one of his summer jobs. He grew up in the Dakotas and before harvest season you have to pick the rocks out of the field so the tractors don't break when they are working in the fields. He got paid per bucket or minimum wage depending on how hard you wanted to work.
Lil' D worked in a greenhouse for about 11 minutes. He said it was too humid, hot, and had to wear full clothing. He said it smelled so bad and was dirty.
What is the worst summer job you have had?

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Parenting Confessions

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Parents love can run so deep that it actually makes them crazy! A New Jersey couple is receiving charges for stalking and harassment all because their kid was benched on his basketball team. David and Nanci Kushner sent their son's basketball coach harassing letters and emails because he put their kid on the bench. The coach says, "It has been a scary experience for my family and me." The couple is pleading not guilty. A dad in Florida was arrested after giving his daughter and a least eight other teenagers LSD, pot, and alcohol. The 39-year-old dad was busted after one of the teens mom called the cops. He has been arrested previously for mooning a 15-year-old child. A man in Virginia loves his daughter so much that he is starting a foundation to help raise money for his daughter to become a "real princess." The money will go to purchasing unclaimed land in the desert sands of northeast Africa. He will then make that are a new country if he has the funds to do it. The man says, "So be it proclaimed on June 16, 2014, Emily's 7th birthday, that Bir Tawil shall be forever known as the Kingdom of North Sudan. The Kingdom is established as a sovereign monarchy with myself as the head of state; with Emily becoming an actual Princess." Not many are contributing to his campaign. Bargaining tools are great for kids to get them to do things, but cocaine and pot shouldn't be in the deal. A Florida couple gave their children cocaine and pit if they did their chores. A Georgia woman had her 10-year-old son arrested because he had been misbehaving in school by being disrespectful to his teacher. After the police handcuffed the boy and put him in the back of the car the mother and police had a serious talk with him about being respectful to everyone. The boy promised he would improve his behavior. Many of us can't afford a wardrobe worth $161,000, but a two year old in China can. A mother in China spent that amount on her daughter's wardrobe; including designers, Dior, Louis Vuitton, and Burberry. The mother said, "We have no financial issues, so I just want my daughter to have a better life.''

Slacker says that nothing feels better than confessing the things you have done wrong as a parent. He wants to know what is going on in Florida because half of the stories are coming out of Florida. His parenting confession is sometimes he doesn't want to wait until his kids go to bed before he starts his R rated movies so his children are subjected to blood, gore, and bad language.

Steve says that parents suck at their job and that he is happy he is not a parent.

Lil' D says that his daughter is still in her bed time reading stage. All of the books she likes to read at night are all really long and he thinks it's horrible and a waste of time. Lil' D hid all of the long books she likes to read at night out of convince for him.

What are your parenting confessions?


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OPP: Not Gonna Graduate

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Today's OPP is from Hannah!


Yi Slacker and Steve! I am supposed to be graduating this month and my parents are all set to throw me a big graduation party. They've already invited friends and family. My problem is that I dropped out 3 semesters ago. I never told my parents because they were so proud that I was going to school. We're not a rich family so they haven't been paying my tuition or anything, but they have been helping with some expenses. I'm afraid to disappoint them and tell them that I dropped out. It is going to break their heart. Should I just go along with it and let them throw the party for me? Do I have to tell them I'm really not graduating? What should I do?-Hannah

Slacker says Hannah needs to make a plan for her future! He says that she is way too far deep in this and has missed out on a lot of education. He says she should be honest and not ride the lie! Slacker is more concerned with her future without an education rather than her graduation party.

Steve is confused on how she has gone three semesters without her parents finding out. He thinks that Hannah needs to ride the lie. Steve thinks that there are ways to get out of her situation even though she is really in deep with this lie.

Lil' D says that he graduated from school, but never walked at his graduation and his parents have never seen his diploma. He says to ride the lie! He says, "What they don't know won't hurt them."

What should Hannah do?

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GMD: Sick Mom Sisters

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Veronica and Shay are sisters. Veronica is the older of the two. Their mom is extremely sick and they take care of her by taking her to doctors' appointments several times a week. Their mom is unsure their mom will ever be healthy again with the disease she has. There is only a 20 percent survival rate. Veronica just got offered a job that is out of state but is thinking about declining the invitation because she does not want to leave her sister taking care of her mom all by herself. It's not just any other job. It's Veronica's dream job and if she doesn't take it now she will never receive the opportunity again. She thinks that Shay would be extremely stressed out juggling her new marriage and their mother's sickness. Their dad is out of the picture so he cannot care for their mom. Shay wants Veronica to take the job because it is a great opportunity and her dream job. She thinks that Veronica deserves to take the job and that she will find a way to take care of their mom, like hiring someone to help out. Shay says, "Where there's a will, there's a way." Veronica is worried that something drastic will happen to her mom and she won't be there.

Slacker says that that he loves having a Great Mate Debate that involves both parties being overly unselfish and generous with one another. He says that he has no idea what he would do if he were to be put in this situation.

Steve thinks that both sisters are great because they considering each other in such a high value. He says that he has been in this similar situation with his mom. When he was starting his radio career his mom was battling cancer. He left his mom, out of her request, and left the responsibility with his sister. He still feels guilty about not being as active with his mother's illness as he would have if he didn't take his dream job.

Whose side are you on?

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Secret Competitions

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We all have secret competitions with random strangers, and especially with siblings. Slacker's secret competition is between other individuals in the grocery store. He likes to use the self-checkout lane and while he is bagging his groceries he likes to race others. He wants to be the master grocer! Lil' D has a friend who has a child the same age as his daughter. He has a competition to see which child can reach milestones faster. Kyle Clark, an anchor on 9News, likes to race people on the highway who are just merging on.

Slacker says that he, Steve, and Lil' D all go out to lunch together but drive separate. Their secret competition is "Who gets back to the radio station first!" He says that he can guarantee that he can beat anyone in a grocery self-checkout lane.

Steve says that all parents have competitions with other people's children! He says that his competition is with his neighbors and their lawns. He says that he got so far over the top trying to make his lawn look better than everyone else. He even went as far as to give Slacker some top grade fertilizer.

Lil' D's daughter has to hit milestones before his friend's daughter because he likes to brag and know that his daughter is smarter.

What secret competitions do you have?

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Idiot

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We all have idiotic moments. Some are worse than others. Snoop Dogg needs to either brush up on his history or cut down his intake of marijuana. He thought that the T.V. series Game of Thrones was based off of actual historical events, dragons and all! Snoop Dogg released a statement saying, "I watch it for historic reasons, to try to understand what this world was based on before I got here. I like to know how we got from there, to here, and the similarities between then and now." Idiot!

Slacker says that he is an idiot just by speaking on a daily basis. He says Game of Thrones is not a documentary! He says that he was the last to know putting your windshield wipers in a storm was not a prank! He thought people were pranking and inconveniencing him when they put his wipers up when it started to snow.

Steve proves he's not an idiot by knowing Snoop Dogg's real name! He can't think of any reasons of why he is an idiot.

Lil' D says that he is an idiot because he used to have baseball cards that had trivia on them and to find the answers you had to show the card in a mirror and read the answer. He was in his room for months trying to figure out what each answer was and his little brother had to notify them.

What makes you an idiot?

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OPP: Dating for Perks

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Today's OPP is from Candy!

Yi! I have been dating Steve and am torn over whether or not to continue seeing him. Steve is very average looking, but is extremely successful and wealthy. I am attracted to him because he's always buying me gifts, paying for things and taking me to nice restaurants. Are these reasons to date someone? There is very little physical chemistry on my end. Is it wrong if I continue to date Steve because I like the material things he gives me? I have never been in this situation before! HELP!-Candy

Slacker says this describe Steve in a nutshell. He doesn't like the term gold digging because he thinks Candy is not digging; she is just taking what is being given to her. He thinks that she just has to get used to the "sugar daddy" situation. He thinks that she should feel bad if she starts to manipulate him and "chumming the water."

Steve says this has nothing to do with me! He says that if this was him he wouldn't mind because both are getting what they need. He gets to shower a girl with gifts and he gets a nice arm candy. Steve says however, that relationship does not last long. He thinks that it is the guys fault because he is giving her too much. He thinks that Candy is the victim! He says that she shouldn't feel bad.

Is this a wrong reason to date someone?

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Scammed

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Scammers suck! Online shopping is extremely dangerous because of scammers. One minute you're trying to buy a golf club and the next you're wondering why you have your identity stolen! An Indonesian woman was buying her son an iPhone online. She made two payments on the phone. The first payment was 83 dollars and the second payment was 569 dollars, coming to a whopping total of 652 dollars. She received an Apple box to what seemed like an iPhone would be shipped in, but when she opened the box it was full of biscuits!

Slacker got scammed by a pyramid business. He says that he bought in a business that had to convince other people to give him money. It was all about advertising. Slacker got scammed out of 100 dollars.

Steve says that he has been scammed before. He gave 400 dollars to his "meth head mailman" to join in his "business." He says it was a pyramid business and he told Steve that if he paid more he would get more ahead in the company. Not too long after the mailman ditched town and everyone found out that they were being scammed.

Have you ever been scammed?

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Bizarre Births

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We are talking about Bizarre Births.

A woman recently gave birth on an Air Canada Flight from Calgary to Tokyo. The flight attendants asked for help from the passengers and luckily there was a doctor on board who helped deliver the baby. "I couldn't imagine, this just happened completely unexpectedly," the anonymous father told Japanese reporters. "It turned out we have a little baby, beautiful girl. Her name is Chloe." After landing, the mother and newborn were immediately taken to hospital. Air Canada later tweeted that they are both doing well.

A judge in New Jersey ruled that twins have different dads. The woman was seeking child support from one man who was challenging that he was the father. A DNA test showed that he was almost certainly the father of one twin, but not the other. The woman admitted to having sex with another man who is likely the father of the other twin. It's very rare for twins to have different dads: It can happen when the woman has sex with two men in the same menstrual cycle and two of her eggs are fertilized separately by each man.

A terrified mother watched cracks appear in the walls of a Kathmandu maternity unit and felt the ground shake beneath her feet as a massive earthquake struck Nepal while she was in labor. Plaster began falling from the walls and patients ran for their lives as Asha Shrestha, 29, prepared to give birth in an operating theatre in Prashuti Griha Hospital. Her distressed relatives carried her from the room and sheltered in a tent after the powerful 7.3-magnitude earthquake hit, killing dozens of people and sending thousands more rushing out in to the streets of the capital Kathmandu. An hour later, Ms. Shrestha gave birth to her daughter in an emergency room and lay down side-by-side with other new mothers and their babies in a corridor.

If you have a Bizarre Birth story, we want to hear it!

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Thought It Was Gone Forever

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When some things disappear, you never expect to see them again.

A pillow sham an Army soldier sent to his mother got lost in the mail for 73-years. It finally came home, just in time for Mother's Day. The sham with the word "Mother" was sent in 1942 by a soldier from his Army base in California to his mother in Millville, Massachusetts. It never made it to him mom and was just found last month by a resident of Millville on eBay. The man looked for living relatives of the soldier but couldn't find any, so the town wants to put the sham on display in the town's senior center just yards from the house where the soldier's family once lived.

Kelly Booker was reunited with his 9-year-old dog yesterday. Lilly disappeared on July 4, 2011. He thinks she may have run off after hearing fireworks. Lily was rescued in Illinois and identified by a microchip after being taken to a shelter. Booker lives in Denver and has no idea how Lily wound up in Elgin, Illinois. Lily immediately recognized Booker.

Slacker lost a Steinberger guitar a long time ago. He recently got a call from someone who thought they found it. He drove a pretty long ways to go and pick it up and when he finally got there, it wasn't his guitar.

Tell us what you found after you thought it was gone forever!

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OPP: Family Surveillance

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There is a difference between protecting your family and invading their privacy. Today's OPP says her husband is taking things too far...but he says their well-being is his only concern. Here is Andrea's problem:

Yi Slacker and Steve,
My husband has installed cameras all around our house. He can log into them from his computer at work or on his phone and watch what is going on in the house. It started with 1 camera at the front door and now he has them in the living room, the kitchen and the front hallway. I feel like I am always being watched and it's a little creepy but he says he never logs in just to see what I'm doing. His main concern is our daughter. She's 16 and we have caught her with her boyfriend alone in our house before. He wants to make sure that doesn't happen again. He's even talked about putting one in her room. While I don't want to be a grandma yet, I still think a 16 year old needs a little privacy. How do I convince him that he's taking it too far and we deserve some trust?
-Andrea

Slacker says he has cameras in his house. He has cameras at both doors and all around the house. He also says that when his daughter gets old enough, he may put video cameras by her door or window so that he can see who comes in and out; just in case she is trying to sneak out or have people sneak in.

Steve thinks it's a little weird that Slacker has cameras in his house, but he also thinks it's kind of cool that Slacker can check out what is going on in his house whenever he wants.

What do you think Andrea should do?

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Girls Can’t Whistle

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Slacker and Steve are convinced that girls can't whistle! If you want to prove them wrong, make a video of you whistling any song and post it!

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Putting Down the Dog

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Slacker has a decision to make for his family...the question is should he tell them before he makes the decision or not?

Slacker has had his dog mojo since 2001. Mojo is a black lab and has been a really great dog however, he is getting pretty old. He has been going to the bathroom in the house and just doesn't have the energy to do anything anymore. Slacker has been thinking it might be time to put him down. He has never had to do it before so he's not really sure how to handle this situation. Slacker is wondering when to make the call to actually put Mojo down. He also was thinking about just doing it without telling his wife or kids. Slacker thinks since it is his dog, he should just do it and tell the family after to save them from the dramatic goodbye. However, he is afraid if he does it without telling them, they will hold it against him for the rest of their lives.

Lil' D said that parents put their family dog down without telling him while he was at college. He still is upset that they put the dog down without telling him and that he didn't get to say goodbye.

Steve says he probably wouldn't tell the family because it's Slackers dog and it would be really sad if the whole family was there when it happened.

What would you do if you were in Slackers position?

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Distracted Drivers

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Some people are not the best drivers, but just wait until you hear what these people were doing while driving! We are talking about Distracted Drivers!

A 24-year-old New Zealand man was given a $150 ticket after he was caught driving in a carpool lane with a mannequin. The mannequin had a bandaged head and sunglasses. Sergeant Brett Henshaw says: "The driver was rather sheepish, apologized and said it was the first time he'd done it. He was given an infringement notice for unauthorized use of a special vehicle lane. Drivers who use lanes like this without having a bona-fide reason should be aware that we're regularly conducting patrols of them.''

An unidentified London man was photographed yesterday playing a bass guitar while stuck in traffic.
School bus assistant Nichola Carr tells the Daily Mirror: "I was very shocked and stunned when I looked down and saw a man playing the guitar while behind the wheel. The traffic was really bad along the A27 and the driver was probably traveling at about 10mph. He was definitely playing the guitar and my first thought was: 'Oh my god, is he really doing that?' The children found it funny and would shout: 'Here comes the guitar man,' as he kept driving past. It was a bit concerning and I'm sure he shouldn't have been playing the guitar behind the wheel."

A Canadian woman was videotaped turning in a hair-raising bit of bad driving, in which she piloted her car hands-free—while using a curling iron! The woman, whose name was not released, was spotted on a highway on an island off British Columbia, using her knees to steady the steering wheel as she went along. The motorist whose wife shot the video from the passenger seat of their car says he estimates she was going about 55 miles per hour while wrapping up her beauty routine. A police spokesman says, if caught, she would be charged for driving without due care and attention –because a curling iron is not considered to be an electronic device.

Slacker doesn't think that watching a movie and driving is that bad! He says he is a great driver and hasn't been in an accident in a long time! However, he hates people who drive with their pets in their lap!

Steve says Slacker is a distracted driver!

Do you have any distracted driver stories?

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Fakers

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There are a lot of stories in the news of people pretending to be something they're not.

One woman in New York posed as a dentist! Patients went to a Bronx dentist for root canals, injections and to have their teeth pulled -- but there was one major problem. She isn't a dentist! The woman was actually the office manager for a dental practice and would slip on a lab coat when the dentist was away and perform dental work on unsuspecting patients. She diagnosed patients, took X-rays, injected patients with anesthetics, and performed root canals. The woman also allegedly scheduled her own appointments and went so far as to offer a discount for cash customers. The dentist became suspicious when patients returned with complaints and complications for work he had never performed. Some patients became sick, and one even got a terrible oral infection, prosecutors said.

A fake waitress recently stole a man's credit card and went on a shopping spree. The man was eating at a Santa Fe, New Mexico diner when the fake waitress took his ticket to him. He handed her his credit card before she walked out and over to a Target. The woman purchased $200 worth of items. She fled in a 7-Series BMW. The victim canceled his card.

Three people have been charged in California with impersonating law enforcement officers after claiming to operate a police department with jurisdiction in 33 states. They said they belonged to a group called the Masonic Fraternal Police Department, which they claimed dated back to the Knights Templar. One of the trios is a junior aide to California's attorney general. Uniforms, weapons and vehicles were found in premises linked to the group.

Slacker said that he has faked his way into a lot of things! He says he has been really close to doing the fake valet thing!

Steve wishes he could be a fake cop to pull over drivers that anger/irritate him.

Have you ever pretended to be someone you're not? We want to hear your Faker Stories!

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OPP: Mother's Day Letdown

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Today's OPP is pretty upset because of what happened over her Mother's Day weekend. Michelle has two teenage sons and a husband who did absolutely nothing for her on Mother's Day. Michelle feels like her husband has gone downhill. She says that he hasn't done anything for her in the past few years including Mother's Day, Birthdays, and all other holidays. She thinks this past weekend may have been the straw that broke the camel's back and is thinking about divorce. She thinks he is the most selfish person in the world and he doesn't care about her anymore. Her husband is also passing on these bad traits to their two children. Michelle is wondering if she is just over reacting about the whole situation or if she should do something about her relationship with her husband.

Slacker read an article that the weekend immediately following Mother's Day is the biggest sign-up for dating websites that cater to marital affairs. He thinks that there are probably other women who are feeling the same way as Michelle.

Steve says he was probably 14 or 15 when he started buying presents for his parents on his own.

What do you think Michelle should do?

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Over-Protective Dad

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Any dad with a daughter will tell you that they have one job in life...protect their little girl! Most daughters will tell you that their dads have acted a little crazy at least once!

The Bellingham, Washington police recently arrested Vincent Jones for shocking his 25-year-old daughter's boyfriend with a cattle prod. He burst into a home on March 24th and prodded Norman Gerstner to discourage him from dating his daughter. Cops couldn't locate Jones until earlier this week when Gerstner saw him in a restaurant. Jones was charged with assault, robbery, burglary and harassment.

A father in Australia has come up with a creative way to keep the boys away from his young daughter.
The two-time Jiu-Jitsu champion has printed a t-shirt showing off his muscular build, and he's making her wear it. The shirt reads, 'Stay Clear Boys. This is my dad!' While his daughter doesn't look too happy about the new clothing, her father is pictured smiling beside her.

Slacker says he has a little girl…and he doesn't want to be the over-protective dad, but fears he might end up being one. He really likes Steve's idea for when his daughter starts dating.

Steve says that Slacker should give his daughter's boyfriend a stopwatch that counts down until the time that the boyfriend needs to have his daughter home by.

Do you have an over-protective dad? Or maybe you are one yourself? We want to hear your over-protective dad story!

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Drunk or Kid

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Today we're playing drunk or kid! You tell us your stories and we will guess if you were either drunk or a kid! Lil' D will take a story and put it in person and we're going to guess! We're in a long battle of drunk or kid!

Lil' D goes out to the drive way and sees a person keeps crashing his bike and screaming at it. The person leaves the bike in the middle of the road and Lil' D gets a new bike.

Slacker says drunk because you wouldn't call the police on a kid.

Steve is going kid just to go opposite.

Answer was drunk.

Lil' D was walking down the street and sees a running van. He gets in the car and crashes it into a tree.

Slacker says drunk.

Steve says kid.

Answer was kid.

What are your drunk or kid stories?

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OPP: He Needs to do More With the Kids

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Heather and her friend are very close, but she is becoming concerned with her friend's lifestyle choices. Her friend has gone "crazy" but she says she is in her "fun" stage. She is sleeping around with a lot of men almost four or five a week. She is even going to Craigslist to meet men. Her friend says she doesn't want to settle down now and just wants to have fun. Heather thinks she could get raped or not even make it to a point in her life to settle down. She says she drinks a lot of alcohol as well. She says she loves all of the attention she is getting which is fueling the fire to her "fun" stage. Heather wants to discuss her concerns with her friend but she does not know if that is her place or what she can say or do to get her friend to stop living a dangerous lifestyle.

Slacker says that her friend is getting a reputation and that is not a good thing to have because it is embarrassing. He says that health wise; sleeping with four or five men a week is bad and should be frowned upon.

Steve says it sounds like Heather may be jealous because he friend is getting a lot of attention from the opposite sex. He says, "Who are we to judge?"

What should Heather do? Is it her place to discuss this with her friend?

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Crazy Crashes

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What do a Big-Gulp, a corndog, and a real dog all have in common? They've all been the cause of recent car accidents! A woman dropped her beverage in her car. She tried to pick up her drink to clean up the mess while she was still driving and ended up crashing into rocks. She ended up flipping her car onto its side. She received no injuries but was cited for careless driving. Another man in Oregon crashed his vehicle while choking on a corndog. He crashed his car into a tree and firefighters had to rescue him to pull him out. He was then airlifted to the hospital. He was not cited for careless driving. If that isn't strange a dog crashed a car into a pool in North Carolina. The black lab named, Caroline, got scared on a ride to the grocery store with the family and fell on the accelerator. The owner could not remove the lab from the floorboard. The car then veered into a nearby pool/ No one was seriously hurt but their Doge truck is totaled. A 16-year-old was drunk driving not her own car, but a street sweeper that he stole. The police then tried to pull sweeper over but the pursuit led into a chase that got up to speeds of 50mph. The teenager racked up lots pf charges.

Slacker says the beverage that was spilt was her "roadie." It had to be either wine or Makers Mark and ginger ale. He crashed a car because of a card board box in the middle of the road. The box landed on the windshield and he couldn't see. The flat box was the size of his entire windshield. As he was trying to pull over he hit a car going 50 miles an hour. Slacker wants to know what happened to Lil' D's booger (details below.)

Steve says that Slacker has some good crazy crashes under his belt. He is not doing well with Lil' D's booger story (details below.)

Lil' D totaled a car because of a booger. He had a big booger that he pulled out of his nose. He was trying to find a napkin that he could wipe it on but in the middle of finding a napkin he totaled his car into the car in front of him that came to a sudden stop. Airbags went off, he was bloody, and lost his booger. Lil' D wants to know what happened to the box?

What crazy crash did you have?

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Dentist

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Don't go to the dentist in Germany! A German dentist owes a patient 35,000 dollars to a patient after he unnecessarily pulled out every single tooth. The patient suffers from schizophrenia and believed that his teeth were "destroying the energy flows in his body" and was the cause of his erectile dysfunction. The dentist he went to agreed and pulled out all 19-teeth. The dentist calls himself a "recognized healer." He says that another reason why he pulled Alex's teeth was because he suffered from bone inflammation and was allergic to the fillings in his mouth. A second exam was done by a different doctor and found no evidence of what the previous dentist stated. The previous dentist also stated that Ale wasn't mentally unstable and that Alex should pay him 65,000 dollars for his "healing services." Rugby players are tough in Argentina and even get their teeth knocked out. A beer company in Argentina that sponsors rugby players filled a player's mouth with bottle openers where all of his missing teeth were and used it as advertisement. The Salta beer ad states along with the players picture, "To reward players who gave everything they've got on the field -- including their teeth. We decided to give rugby players back the teeth they had lost in battle. But we weren't going to give them a simple tooth back we developed a unique dental implant, a specially designed tooth to open beer." If you ever have a trouble opening your beer bottles send them to Argentina!

Slacker says that his son is almost 9-years-old and he still brushes his teeth for him. He says that his son has had a ton of work done already because he has sensitive teeth. Slacker says that he has to have gas for everything even for a teeth cleaning when he goes to the dentist. He says having gas is like a having a "huge party when you should have barfed."

Steve says that he gets gas the majority of the time. He says that he would never let a man open his beer with his mouth because it would be too slobbery. Dentists had to break his wisdom teeth out of his head.

What did the dentist do to scar your life?

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5p) Kitchen Katastrophes

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Dogs love to beg for food in the kitchen, but who knew coyotes loved to as well! A family in Georgia were startled after wandering into their kitchen to find a coyote laying on their counter top. The family states that the coyote chased their cat through the kitchen window. They snapped a quick photo of the animal and called the police who then took the situation into their own hands. A New Jersey man is having a bad day after he set his home on fire while trying to make a birthday cake. He stupidly tried to get the cake to burst into flames so he added gas and lighter fluid to the cake. The man was trying to get YouTube famous and demanded the fire department and police department to leave his house even when it was set aflame. Another house caught on fire and caused 50,000 dollars-worth of damage due to an unattended pot that was left on the stove. The person cooking forgot about the pot. A house in London had a house fire from a Boxer-mix. A man was turning on the stove without realizing a child's booster seat was resting on the burner. Firefighter came to the rescue but the kitchen was destroyed.

Slacker wants to have a Rice- A- Roni cook off with Steve. He thinks the guy who tried to get YouTube famous by making a flambé cake must have been drunk. Slacker says that he has been involved in a grease fire. And yes he put water on it! He says now he knows to put baking soda on it!

Steve says that he doesn't cook anything that involves any other equipment besides a microwave. He thinks pots and pans are two different thinks.

What kitchen catastrophe have you had?

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OPP: Roommate Cousin

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Today's OPP is from Candy!

"Yi guys! So I have an OPP. My cousin moved in with my son and I into an apartment when she was pregnant. What was supposed to happen was her move out with the baby daddy when he got out of "a situation." Well that time came and they ended up breaking up, but we were such good roommates I kept her around. In 2 months she met a guy who is awesome and good to her baby. But since their 3rd date he hasn't left. They are ALWAYS in the living room so I feel holed up in my own place. I tried talking to her about it and she says she pays rent and he takes no more space up and he doesn't have a key so he technically doesn't live there. The other thing is she can't pay her part of electricity. I'm getting so angry and I love the relationship we have and I've tried talking. But now what?!?! Thanks guys!" – Candy

Slacker says it's not her cousin's sole apartment and that she should be following rules. He says that Candy will need to give her cousin an ultimatum, "To have a place to live or not." He says that Candy should not feel like a stranger in her own house.

Steve says that his cousin is "crapping on her." He says she should make her cousin go to her boyfriend's place.

What should Candy do now?

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GMD: Last Chance Vacation

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Tom and Jocelyn are married and have two children. One is 8-years-old and the other is 6-years old. They also are in a ton of credit card debt but have 10 years to pay it off. Tom wants to travel and take the kids to Disney World regardless of the mounting debt. He wants to take them because the children are at the right age to enjoy Disney World and if they get any older it will not be magical and exciting to them. Tom says he remembers when his parents took him to Disney World and it was so great and it is a priceless moment that he will never forget and he wants his kids to have the same memory. Jocelyn is refusing to go. She says they are in so much debt it's suffocating and its breaking her heart to not take the kids to Disney World but they just can't. She says she likes to have food on the table and this could be a good teaching moment for the kids. Jocelyn thinks that this could teach the kids not take a spur of the moment trip when you are not financially stable. She wants them and Tom to learn responsibility. They are having a difficult time coming to a compromise and solution to their issue.

Slacker says that there is a shelf life for the "princess thing." He says that as a parent he wants his daughter to experience the "princess thing." He understands both sides. He hates debt and refuses to be in it but he also thinks children should go to Disney World.

Steve says if you are broke you can't get even more broke. He says they need a break and to get away. He says she needs to go to the happiest place on earth. Steve thinks that they could leave Jocelyn at home and save some money.

Whose side are you on? To travel or not to travel?

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Technology Saved My Life

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Apps can really save lives. A woman in Florida has saved herself and her kids from a hostage situation. Her boyfriend was holding them hostage with a machete and she convinced him to let her order pizza through the Pizza Hut app. She ordered and then typed a secret message to the store telling them to call the cops. The cops came to the house and rescued the mother and her kids and the boyfriend is now behind bars. There is a new app called Pulse Point that you can register into if you are CPR certified. If someone who is in need of CPR the app will notify you so you can go perform CPR on the one who is in need. New technology has saved three babies lives with the help of a 3-D printer. Three babies have been saved by the making of a windpipe which they were born without. The printer used stem cells to create the windpipes. And who knew breast implants could actually save your life! A woman in Canada got shot by her boyfriend in her breast. Thankfully the breast implant took the majority of the impact and saved her life! Moral of the story get the Pizza Hut app and breast implants!

Slacker is amazed that breast implants are useful in more than one way! He thinks that the Pulse Point app is awesome and a great idea. He says that he knows this man who was watching Greys Anatomy and one of the patients had an aneurism. His dad ended up having an aneurism and he knew what to do because he watched the television!

Steve says breast implants are so necessary they can even save your life!

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My Mom is White Trash News Flash

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A mother is being jailed for 180 days for boarding her son's school bus and slapping the child who was bullying her son. Her attorney said, "Her son is approximately six years old and had reported to her that he was, you know, being bullied on the school bus. I believe this day he got off the bus, was in tears, and she acted strictly out of emotion and frustration and anger." A child took a video of the beat down and it went viral. The woman apologized in court. A mother in Oklahoma City was arrested during a bar crawl. A manager at Louie's Bar and Grill stopped a highly intoxicated woman as she was about to drive but the manager noticed the woman was not alone and had her baby in the back seat of the car. The manager stopped the woman she began fighting him and grabbing his hair. The police arrested the 33-year-old woman and she is getting charged with child endangerment and her baby is in protective custody. Another mother was arrested after her child was found walking in the street. The boy had almost been hit by a car. The mother was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child. Talk about White Trash News Flash mothers!

Slacker says today is not the day to be honoring your mothers with all their good qualities but their bad qualities. He says when you see a baby dangling off the roof you gotta White Trash Mom! He says that he does not have any good stories about his mom.

Steve says that his mom was a saint. However there was one time when he was going to his grandma's house but something happened to his mom's suitcase so she decided to put all her clothes in brown paper bags.

What makes your mom a White Trash News Flash mother?

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OPP: Brother Wedding Photographer

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Today's OPP is from Melissa!

Yi,
My fiancé and I are getting married this summer. My brother is an amateur photographer and my mom is insisting we use him for the wedding because she's not going to pay for anyone else. She also said that he went out and bought new equipment just for our wedding. We don't have a lot of money to spend so it would really help us out with that. I don't want to use him though because he's not that good. If he messes it up I will be heart broken and we won't have any memories from the most important day in our lives. I don't want to cause a fight in my family but I feel like I'm screwed either way. My mom and my brother will be really upset if we don't use him. My fiancé and I will be upset if his pictures don't come out. What should we do? Thanks for reading my OPP!-Melissa

Slacker thinks that this happens a lot and not just in weddings. His family used his other family members to fix things around their house and they ended up screwing everything up. He says that the wedding dress and the pictures are the most important things on your wedding day. He says he does not know what to do. All Slacker knows is that he and Steve are going to her wedding!

Steve says that Melissa is screwed! He says if they hire a different photographer then Melissa's mother might pull back her money in other departments that are instrumental on their wedding day.

Should Melissa hire her brother and risk her wedding day photos?

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3p) Server Stories

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People under estimate how difficult the service industry is. One day you could be going home with, if you're lucky 150 dollars or five dollars. Waitressing is a rollercoaster ride but there are some who just get plain ol' lucky! An Arkansas woman received a very generous tip of 2,000 dollars on a 278.55 dollar bill. The customer used to be a former waitress but made it big enough to not only tip the server but 100 dollars to each cook and 700 dollars to the bartenders. The waitress says that she is going to use her money to pay for her college tuition. She's not the only one who got lucky. A New York man pays it forward and tipped almost 7,000 percent! Talk about generous! The man had a 40 dollar bill but tipped the struggling waitress 3,000 dollars! He wrote a note on the receipt stating, "Thank you for your kindness and humility. My teacher in middle school had such a difficult experience a few years ago which has sparked me to do this. Thank you for being around for all of my shows on and off Broadway. I hope that someday someone gives as much love and happiness into the world as you do." The waitress had been serving him for the past year and she informed him she was about to get evicted from her house. He also told her to pay if forward! Another waitress was brought to tears at her restaurant when she got tipped 200 dollars from her customer on a nine dollar tab. The customer over heard the waitress speaking of how much she missed her son, so he gave her the tip so she could go visit him. Feel good stories for the day!

Slacker says that it's lying if a service is telling their sob stories to get a better tip. He says that every time he goes to a restaurant he hears something about the waitress needing money for something.

Steve says that calling a waitress a server is bad because it makes them sound like a servant. He says that servers are "chumming" and telling sob stories to get better tips. He says that's good marketing.

Lil'D has been in the service industry before and he says that no servers ever tell their sob stories. He says that he never told a sob story but he may have exaggerated stories at one point or another.

What are your serving stories, good or bad?

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Names

6P) Names
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Can your name make you smarter? Of course not. But according to a new survey from BabyNameWizard.com, your name can affect how other people perceive your level of intelligence.
According to the survey, here are the names rated as smartest and least smart:
SMARTEST:
Boys
1 Atticus
2 Solomon
3 Truman
4 Preston
5 Edmund
6 Edison
7 Alistair
8 Graham
9 Grayden
10 Sullivan
Girls
1 Katherine
2 Zainab
3 Maritza
4 Emerson
5 Athena
6 Norah
7 Holland
8 Jeanne
9 Gwyneth
10 Fernanda
NOT SO SMART:
Boys
1 Dick
2 Rocky
3 Bob
4 Mike
5 Bodie
Girls
1 Neveah
2 Britney
3 Miley
4 Dixie
5 Mandy


Slacker says is real name is Michael… so it looks like almost he made the "not so smart" list. He was supposed to be Greg! Cecilia Ann would have been Slackers name if he was a girl.

Steve doesn't want to say his real name! He was almost named Martin!

Lil' D was almost a Michael, but his parents decided against it because it was so popular… so they went with David? Ashley or Lindsey would have been his name if he was a girl.

If you know of a really weird name, wish you had a different name, or was almost named something else, we want to hear about it!

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Snooped

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Sometimes the temptation is just too great! A new survey revealed that almost 75% of people have admitted to snooping and then regretted their decision to do so.

Another survey found that 4 out of 10 women have snooped in a friend's bathroom cabinet - to uncover intimate secrets about their beauty regime, health or love-life. A study found that the temptation of uncovering secrets leads millions of women to indulge in a quick rummage with the bathroom being the room in the house where a snoop behind the scenes is irresistible. Remarkably, 1 in 20 has taken something from someone else's bathroom cabinet for their own use.

A health care worker was fired for snooping at patients' files. A Canadian hospital has fired a long-term health-care professional accused of snooping through the electronic health records of 39 patients, including friends, family and co-workers. The health authority has notified and apologized to the people affected by the alleged breach of privacy. Accessed data ranged from basic contact and demographic information to test results. The case follows a similar episode last October that resulted in the firing of two nurses. The latest investigation, which began in November, found that the employee used access privileges to look at electronic health records for unauthorized reasons "to satisfy their curiosity about patients with whom they had no care relationship," spokeswoman Suzanne Germain said.

Slacker feels like if you have the urge to snoop in a relationship, you should probably just break up! If you don't trust the person, then you probably shouldn't be together.

Steve says he likes to snoop on Slacker snooping on his family! Slacker has cameras in his house and can watch whatever is going on in the house at any point of the day! Steve says he likes to watch over Slackers shoulder when he is checking in on his house.

We want to hear about the crazy things you found while snooping!

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OPP: Feminine Son

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As parents, it's important to be on the same page with how to raise your kids...especially when dealing with situations of adversity. Today's OPP is dealing with one of those situations and he and his wife are not at all on the same page. Here is what Ryan has to say:

Yi! My son is sort of feminine. I love him so much and he is a great kid, but like I said he is feminine. So, the other day, his mother was shopping, and I was watching him. He asked me if he could play dress up. I said okay, I wasn't really paying attention. Well, my wife came home, put the groceries away and then went into the bedroom where my son was dressed up in all of her clothes. She completely overreacted and sent him to his to his room. I didn't want to talk to her in the moment because she was so furious, but I think she needs to realize that our son has a unique personality and that she needs to come to terms with that. I think that she is still in denial about this. How do I approach her about this? And what do I do if she is reacts negatively about it?
-Ryan

Slacker is a little shocked that the dad is the one who is on board with his son being who he is and that the mom is the one who is getting upset about the whole dress up thing. Slacker says he used try on his mom's clothes because they were really soft and silky.

Steve says he once dressed up in his mother's night gown when he was little.

What do you think Ryan should do in this situation?

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Awkward Gynecologist

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We've never had to go, so we want to know how weird it can be. We're talking about going to the gynecologist! Demi Lovato recently revealed in an interview that she had pretty much the most awkward gynecologist visit ever. Would you believe her doctor actually asked her for an autograph for her daughter in the middle of the exam?! That would be like if you were a lawyer and your doctor started asking you for legal advice while he's elbow deep in your nether regions. Here are some other awkward gyno stories!

"My old gyno was also my mother's and sister's gyno. One day during a routine exam, with her hand all up in me, she starts asking how they're doing. I instantly clenched up thinking about that same hand being in my mother and sister. I thought it was a pretty weird conversation to have at that moment."

"I saw a gynecologist because I was having pain during intercourse. When he saw my piercing, he said, 'No wonder it hurts!' and started laughing. I was like, 'Dude, are you really doing this?'"

"One gynecologist told me I shouldn't be surprised if herpes showed up in my STD screening because of my 'high-risk behavior' (a.k.a. promiscuity). This was after I'd told him I'd been monogamous since my last test. And of course, my screening was negative."

Slacker says he has had several prostate exams and all of them were awkward! He asked Steve if he would rather have a female or male prostate examiner. Steve said it could be a good opportunity to meet ladies if it was a female doctor!

Steve says he had to have a prostate exam recently and said it was really weird! Steve says if he was a woman, he thinks he would want a man for a gynecologist because a female gynecologist would be judging them.

We want to hear your awkward gyno stories!

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Surgery Stories

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Surgeries can be scary, especially after hearing crazy surgery stories! If you are scheduled to have a surgery soon, you probably should stop reading right now! We are talking about surgery stories!

One woman is suing a Chicago-area hospital because of their surgery mistake! Rachel Erceg was feeling sick and experiencing pain after her C-section. She had to return to the hospital eight times after her surgery and they finally found the problem! They discovered a sponge was left inside her stomach during the C-section! The sponge was finally removed five months after the C-section! She is suing the hospital and wants $1.65 million.

A south Florida man is suing a hospital for emotional distress, saying his leg was amputated and thrown in the garbage with his name tag still on it. John Timiriasieff, 56, had his right leg amputated below the knee at Doctors Hospital in Coral Gables. A month later, Timiriasieff said his family was contacted by homicide detectives investigating if he had been the victim of foul play. When the family went back to the hospital to find out what happened, they were told it would "provide no explanation for what had occurred," the lawsuit said. Normally, amputated limbs are incinerated by hospitals, said Clay Roberts, a lawyer for Timiriasieff.

Slacker doesn't think a sponge left in a body is worth $1.65 million! He says that is may be worth $350,000!

Steve had an emergency appendectomy and his appendix was so bad, that before throwing it away, his doctor showed it to all the other doctors!

Do you have an unbelievable surgery story?

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Vegas Confessions

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We all know the popular saying, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!" However, we are going to break the rules and we want you to do the same!

Story #1: Going to college there I have too many to list, but one of my least favorite moments has to do with the two "hot chicks" that that picked up a friend of mine and I after a long night of drinks, brought us back to their apartment, and shortly thereafter I sobered up just enough to figure out they weren't really "chicks", before I had a real moment that I would have never spoke another word about.

Story #2: A number of years ago, (when slot machines paid out actual coins) on a busy Saturday night at the Fremont, I had to visit the men's room. The men's restroom was crowded, and I took my place at one of the urinals. To my immediate left, another man, obviously drunk, staggered up to the adjacent urinal. He had a full bucket of quarters in his left hand, a half-full highball glass in his right, and he placed them both on the top ledge of the fixture. After a time, he let out a long, satisfied sigh, picked up the bucket of quarters from the ledge, put it to his lips, and then proceeded to spill the whole bucket of quarters down his front, onto the floor and into the urinal! A huge laugh ensued from everyone in the crowded restroom, as the drunk, now in a rage with a mixture of anger and embarrassment, stepped away from the urinal and into the middle of the floor, shouting, "What are you laughing at??!! I'm gonna KICK YOUR A$$!!" to no one in particular. After a second or two, the absurdity of the situation finally dawned on him, and he began to laugh right along with the rest of us because not only was he drunk and in a Las Vegas men's room, but he is was now PEEING ON HIS SHOES!!

Story #3: I had my 21 birthday with front row tickets to Rodney Dangerfield that my brother scored. Halfway through the show I started feeling sick from all the long island teas. Ran out and could not find a bathroom so hit the first exit I could find. While I was puking in the bushes my brother came out screaming about the money I wasted. I flagged a cab and jumped in. As we driving off he threw a drink glass and busted the back window of the cab. The driver got out and started chasing him. I just got out and walked away. How he didn't end up in jail that night is amazing.

Story #4: A group of six girls out for cheap entertainment. We have all lost our daily limits and then some. See a fun band playing on the barge. We thought it was free. After being seated we see a sign sign on the table that says 2 drink minimum. See menu with prices for like $10-$12 plus tip of course each drink. Today, not a problem, but back in the early 80's was over a few of our heads, especially when all broke. We decide to as discretely as 6 girls can, just politely get up and leave. We are all trying to be so nonchalant, whispering to each other "just be cool... keep walking". One of the gang in high heels trips on the planked bridge over the moat and Boom... FALLS IN after dangling forever and yelling to help and pull her up! We are trying to haul her a#@ back up, yes still trying to be composed... finally we all just lose it. We are just cracking up so hard, can't get her up. She is getting louder by the second. We are the show now!!!! LOL Staff came to assist and we were off on our merry way

Slacker remembers while working with an airline company, he and his co-workers decided to go on a trip to Vegas. They were all drinking on the way there and by the time they landed, they were all pretty drunk already! Slacker saw one of the guys go back to their hotel room with some random girl and knew it wouldn't turn out well. They decided to check it out and when they got to the room, they found their co-worker was passed out and the girl was going through all of their stuff and trying to steal it! They ended up kicking her out of the room while she was still half-naked!

Steve says that he was in Vegas with his buddy and they met some girls. They wanted to go back to their room and the girls tried to rob them! Luckily they found out what was going on and nothing happened!

Do you have any crazy Las Vegas stories? We want to hear your Vegas Confessions!

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OPP: Video Game Flirter

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The wife of today's OPP has accused him of flirting with another woman… but he says it's no big deal. Here is what Jeremy has to say:

Yi guys! I do a lot of online gaming and in one of the games I play there is a woman in my clan. My wife says she's heard me talk to Julianna and that I get really flirty with her. I will admit that things get a little playful at times but she lives in another country and it's nothing to worry about. It's nothing more than what the average guy does with the women he works with. How do I get my wife to realize that it's just harmless fun?
Thanks,
Jeremy

Slacker says he has no knowledge of gaming because he has never really gotten into video games! However, he does know of people that have hooked up over videogames! Slacker thinks that people who play video games and are flirting with people over the game, aren't really falling in love with the person. They are falling in love with the idea of this person, and it's really not the same in real life!

Steve understands that the people who play videogames get so caught up in the game, that reality probably becomes boring for them.

Do you think this if just harmless fun or do you think it is considered cheating? Whose side are you on?

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When Animals Attack

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A man in California risked his own life to save his dog from a bear attack. Just wait until you hear how he did it! We are talking about animal attacks!

A California man came face-to-face with a bear outside his home. He didn't run. He didn't call wildlife officials. Instead, he wound up and punched the bear in the face. Carl Moore is not a guy who scares easily. "The man or beast that I run from ain't been born, and his momma's already dead," he said. "I ain't run from nothing; I never have in my whole life and I ain't going to start now," he said. "And you're not going to sacrifice my babies for some damn bear." The other week, Lacy, the dog he loves like a daughter, started whimpering outside. Carl ran outside and saw a bear was the cause of his dog's crying. "And I raised both hands in the air and I cussed at him, 'Rrraaaaaaa! Get out of here you bastard, and he looked at me like 'Go eff yourself," he said. Carl then landed a whirling haymaker, punching the bear right in the face—bear-handed if you will. The bear is long gone and likely in no rush for another Foothill fist fight with the new reigning champ. But if he does return, you know Carl will be ready.

An Oklahoma man is recovering after being bitten by his pet zebra. The guy was working in a yard next to the animal's enclosure when the animal attacked him. The animal "just put his head over the fence and bit" him. The man had to get seven stitches. The owner of the animal said she has had the zebra for 10 years, since it was a baby. People in the neighborhood said they've never had any issues with the zebra. The animal has been locked in a stable since the incident, but now the city of Muskogee is making the owner get rid of it. City officials said exotic animals are not allowed within Muskogee city limits and that it has been that way for years.

A Florida man who clearly needs a new hobby is recovering in the hospital after a poisonous snake he kissed did what poisonous snakes do and bit him -- on the lips. Austin Hatfield loves snakes and his hobby is actually kissing them. He's a real hit at parties. Last week, when he went to lay a big smooch on a venomous viper, the snake said, "Oh no you don't" and sunk its fangs into his face. Even before Hatfield was able to rip the snake off, his face began to swell up. He was rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Authorities say Hatfield was keeping the snake illegally without a permit or a cage and may face charges. The snake, meanwhile, was euthanized.

Slacker thinks that if the bear would have heard the man talking, he probably would have realized the man wasn't very smart and wouldn't have eaten him anyway! He thinks the bear probably wouldn't have wanted to eat someone who was illiterate because the meat wouldn't taste very good!?

Steve's favorite animal attack story is the story of a woman who was trapped in her car by a hungry pig!

If you have an unbelievable story of an animal attack, we want to hear about it!

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UPDATE: Stop Sister's Wedding

Jen, the girl that broke up her sister's wedding because she is in love with the groom came on the air to share an update with us. Trevor, the groom didn't show up to the wedding and he had disappeared. She got this email from him and she wanted to share it with us:

Jen,
I wanted you to know that I'm okay. I've been staying with a buddy for a few days trying figure this all out. First, I want to say that I really understand how big of a leap it was for you to talk to me and I appreciate your honesty. I couldn't lie to myself, or to Amanda, and go through with the wedding because I have thought about that kiss too. What you said to me made me realize that I couldn't marry Amanda because it wouldn't be fair to her. She is an amazing woman and I couldn't marry her knowing that I was thinking about another woman, especially her sister. I know it will take some time but it will be better this way in the long run. I just didn't know how to tell her that on our wedding day and that's why I ran. I know it was cowardly, but it was the only thing that seemed logical that day.

Jen I also want you to know I ran because I couldn't be "that guy." I couldn't be the kind of man that leaves his bride at the altar to get with her sister. I need to take some time to figure all this out. I'm sorry.

Trevor

What do you think the email means?

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