A 69-year-old man recently went to a Manchester, England hospital after he got a ring-shaped object stuck on his manhood. An air cut-off tool, which is normally used to cut off car pedals during a rescue, was used to cut off the sex toy.
Slacker heard of a guy who would stick AA Batteries up his backside...not sure if he started with smaller batteries and upgraded to AA but it still led to what was probably a pretty unpleasant trip to the ER (we're positive on that one...battery pun intended).
This was a far less gruesome story than some of those shared on the air (i.e. having a live cockroach crawl in your ear).
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