What do Luis Suarez and Mike Tyson have in common? They both have a habit of biting! Recently Uruguay's star soccer player, Luis Suarez, decided to get a taste of his opponent by biting his shoulder! This isnt the first time either!
Suárez, the Uruguayan striker who has emerged as one of the best players in the world over the past year, is a biter. And, it seems, a serial one. For the third time in his career, Suárez is facing potential punishment for appearing to sink his teeth into an opponent. This time, it happened on the biggest soccer stage of all, the World Cup, during Uruguay’s 1-0 victory over Italy on Tuesday. Late in the second half, Suárez bumped into Giorgio Chiellini, an Italian defender, while jockeying for position in the penalty area and then dropped his head into Chiellini’s shoulder. Chiellini immediately recoiled as both fell to the ground. For the moment, however, Suárez has to deal with only the snarky justice dispensed on social media. Evander Holyfield, the former boxer who infamously had part of his ear bitten off by Mike Tyson, wrote on Twitter, “I guess any part of the body is up for eating.” That was only topped, perhaps, by the official Twitter account of McDonald’s Uruguay, which wrote to Suárez, “If you feel hungry, come take a bite of a Big Mac.”
Slacker says that the soccer player attacked the other guy like a vampire! He claims that he has a high tolerance for pain. He says that he had a girl that tried to bite him a long time ago, she just asked him to see how hard she could bite him. Slacker says she started to bite his forearm and almost instantly he wanted to retract his high tolerance quote. He says she was gnawing on it and pulling on his skin to try to make him feel pain! Slacker says that at one point he was bleeding and he started to freak out because he heard once that the human mouth is really gross!
Steve wonders if it’s his thing because he is just bad at soccer.
Lil D thinks that Slacker has no tolerance for pain because someone stepped on his toe once and thats all he was complaining about the rest of the night!
What is your biter story?