All you can eat apparently doesn’t mean all you can eat! Two guys in England were banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much!
All You Can't Eat Buffet: George Dalmon and Andy Miles were recently banned from an all-you-can-eat buffet at Gobi Mongolian Barbecue in Brighton, England for eating too much food. Dalmon says, "We have been eating there regularly for a couple of years but suddenly the owner came to our table and started going mental in front of the other customers. He said we were eating him out of business and called us a couple of pigs. I asked if he was joking and he told us we were banned for life." The manager says, "Basically these two guys just come in and pig out. I have put up with them for two years but have had enough. They spoil it for everyone else and are in such a hurry to get to the food so none of the other diners can get a look in. We are not a charity. We are a business. It is our restaurant and we can tell people not to come back if we want to."
Slacker is banned from a bookstore! He took his pants off! The manager accused him of shoplifting. So, he dropped his pants to prove he didn’t have a book in his pants. Slacker is confused. What exactly does all you can eat mean, then? He eats so fast that he gets full too quick and can’t eat another bite!
Steve got kicked out of the Olympics… He also has a buddy who is banned from Niagara Falls for trying to take a craft over the falls. This guy’s buddies all bailed on him and he was left to try it on his own. This is illegal, but how would they know? They didn’t take any pictures!
Where have you been banned from?
I was banned from a drugstore for lifting toys when I was a kid, but I later went back after the manager had left and nobody knew a thing...
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