A 39-year-old Chicago woman BIT OFF her cousin's nose during a fight. She was visiting her second cousin when they got into an argument. It turned violent and she bit her cousin's face several times causing severe damage. She was treated at the hospital for bite marks, including having her nose bitten off. The biter was arrested for aggravated battery causing great bodily harm.
Why do you or your family put the fun in dysfunction?
Yi! I have a little parenting problem for you. My teenage daughter has a close friend who's very polite and stays out of trouble. Alexis is just the kind of kid you'd hope your kid would hang out with. Except for one problem – she smells. Bad.
I recently drove them home from the amusement park and had to keep the windows all the way down the whole way. Whenever Alexis is at my house, I have to Febreeze the couches after she leaves. This past weekend, my husband and I told our daughter that Alexis couldn't come over to watch a movie with us because we literally couldn't stand to be in the same room with her. You can smell her from a solid 10 feet away. It's really gross.
Our daughter doesn't know how to say something to her friend, and really, I'm not sure how she could start that conversation, either. What should she say? Is there any way we could step in as adults? Maybe say something to the girl's parents? And if the odor doesn't improve, what do we tell our daughter about having Alexis over in the future?
For some reason women will never forget the person who gave them a crappy wedding gift. The NY Times caught-up with women ten years after the fact and asked them if they still remember who gave them a crappy wedding gift and the majority said yes. You could speak to a 98 year old woman and she couldn't remember the song they danced to but she could remember the bad present.
Slacker got a used waffle iron (it still had pancake batter on it) as a wedding gift!
Are you still holding a grudge against the crappy gift giver? How bad was the gift?
Lamar Odom was arrested for "driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs" early Friday morning ... TMZ has learned.
The bust occurred in the San Fernando Valley at 3:54 AM. Lamar -- who was driving a white Mercedes SUV -- was popped by the California Highway Patrol and taken to a nearby station, where he was booked and is being held on $15,000 bail.
He was pulled over on the 101 Freeway for going too slow -- 50 MPH. Cops say Odom had been driving in a "serpentine manner."
Lamar initially did not respond to cops, and drove 3 exits before finally coming to a stop. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ he showed obvious signs of intoxication.
Lamar failed numerous field sobriety tests.
When Lamar was booked, we're told he refused all chemical tests.
Lamar's booking sheet shows he is 6'10" and 235 lbs.
Fergie's taking the phrase "sweet child o' mine" to a new level ... naming her brand new son after Guns 'N Roses singer Axl Rose.
Fergie's rep tells TMZ, Axl Jack Duhamel was born healthy this morning at 7 pounds 10 ounces.
Fergie underwent a c-section procedure at an L.A. hospital -- and as we reported, the 38-year-old singer will be recuperating in style, staying in one of the V.I.P. suites famously used by celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Dwight Howard.
A 71-year-old man from St. Augustine Shores said he saw the Virgin Mary in a tree while out for a walk. The man said he thinks the Virgin Mary follows him around. He said he also saw her in a tree when up on a mountain in Puerto Rico. He said he isn't sure whether she was part of a branch or limb but it resembled her. He also saw her in a picture he took at the Vatican Pavilion but the Bishop said it lacked authenticity.
Slacker claims that he was heating up tortillas for tacos once, and when he flipped one of the tortillas he saw Chuck Norris in it. Steve said it really looked more like the Dos Equis guy.
Have you ever found a likeness of someone in anything?
Showbiz Spy claims Lady GaGa recently caught a male hotel employee trying on her costumes. A source tells the site, “The guy just froze, horrified to be suddenly standing face to face with GaGa – and wearing her clothes! But instead of yelling for security and getting him fired, GaGa giggled and said: ‘Honey, you have that outfit all wrong!’ Not missing a beat, she adjusted his wig, chose another hat, and – shushing the guy’s babbled apologies – started teaching him how to walk in her shoes. And she actually snapped a cell phone pic of them together! The guy went nuts! He just couldn’t resist trying on one of her wigs – and then, caught up in the moment, he actually stripped and slipped on one of GaGa’s bizarre outfits…including a pair of her towering, do-me shoes, topped off by a wild-and-crazy hat!''
Also, police made the discovery after being called to the room by hotel workers. Inside they found snakes ranging from 12 inches to four and a half feet long. "The snakes were not being suitably cared for and were in distress. The anxious officers called the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals who attended and took 40 pythons into their care," cops said in a statement. The reptiles were in plastic bins and tubs of all sizes and some were cramped for space.
Slacker and Steve know someone that checked into a hotel and found a gun! They turned it into the front desk and it turned out that a police officer had stayerd in the room before them and left their gun.
Yi! My friends have all jumped on the gluten-free bandwagon and it’s driving me crazy! Even though none of them have ever been diagnosed with Celiac disease or gluten intolerance, they refuse to eat anything with wheat or gluten in it, and it’s making it impossible to go out to eat with them or even have a simple conversation about anything other than this dumb diet fad! Is anyone else going through this? What the heck can I do to keep them from driving me nuts?
Slacker and Lil D got into it on the air about this one. Slacker's wife has been sick for the last two years and recently discovered she has an intolerance to gluten. She dropped it from her diet and hasn't felt better in a long time. Lil D thinks gluten allergies are nothing more than a diet fad and most people that say they have it reall don't.
What advice do you have for Sheryl? Do you think gluten allergy is a real thing or a fad?
Whitney and Tom have a young son that just started kindergarten. They've already received multiple calls from his teacher saying their son had to be talked to about kissing girls at school. Tom says it is normal behavior for a boy his age and everything will be okay. Whitney says the teacher told her it was not simply kissing a girl, but their son was cornering girls and forcing them to kiss. She thinks that this is unacceptable behavior and they need to come up with a plan to correct it.
Jamie had a grand adventure with a ton of “NEW” employees everywhere she went yesterday , she spent 2 hours at the DMV with a lady on her first day and tried to get 4 cars re-tagged.. than after that she needed Lunch from Subway and Boom the guy there says “Its my first day”… so her sandwich was all messed up he could not even cut the bread right.