Melissa McCarthy removed a peanut from Sandra Bullock's nose on the set of The Heat. She says, "Sandy decided to slam her head down on the bar and lodge a peanut up her nose. She put it so far up and I couldn't see it. I had a swizzle stick and I thought, 'What's happening? I have something shoved up Sandy Bullock's nose; Ok, just don't hurt her'. Then I thought, 'She didn't really do it, that's too weird and gross'. I was up a good ways (with the swizzle stick) and there was nothing. Just as she let her head back down I saw something. It still makes me nervous to talk about it because it was so insane. She had put it up so far! Then it got serious because I thought, 'I gotta get that thing outta there!' I don't know why I thought that was on me medically to do that. Then I really got in there and I got it."
Slacker was tickling a girl and grabbed an M&M and stick it in her nose… He turned around to grab another one and when she was trying to talk it got stuck up in her nose and was sucked in so far that it came out her mouth.
Whether it was your nose, ear, throat…What was stuck in your head?
Two sisters from Miami were caught driving the same car while under the influence of alcohol. The 18 year old and her 24-year-old sibling were taken into custody after a cop spotted their Volkswagen driving erratically in the Florida Keys. When the cop pulled them over, the car came to an abrupt stop and through the rear window the cop could see the driver and the passenger switch seats. Cops say the women were visibly impaired and smelled of alcohol. Both women have been charged with driving under the influence because, at some point, they were both in control of the steering wheel with the keys in the ignition.
Slacker was in a similar situation; his license was close to be taken away… His girlfriend at the time was trying to sell her car, so they were placing it up on a hill and it got stuck. Slacker said oh not a big deal I will fix it, backed up on to a road and ended up getting T-boned…. Talked to the girlfriend and they switched places and she took the blame for him, which is good, because it worked!
They are newlyweds and Michelle and her husband are at odds on whether to purchase a TV for their bedroom or not...he wants one and she does not.
Slacker has a TV in his bedroom, but knows that it would be better if it was not there…he just needs it to fall asleep. Steve thinks a TV would be beneficial in order to get the ball rolling. As for marital advice Slacker says comingling friends is necessary.
What advice do you have?
I always think a TV in the bedroom is a bad idea. As for marital advice, my Mom says it is crucial to keep the bridal shower leftover plastic utensils.
No secret the 4th of July is coming up... but this divorced couple is unsure on how they should let their son (Brandon) celebrate. Brandon is 9 years old and will be with his Dad (Tyler) that weekend who has a ton of fireworks to light off. Lighting off fireworks has been a tradition with his family for decades. Hannah on the other hand thinks that Brandon is too young, and being in a dangerous environment will end up badly.
Hannah ex Tyler wants to take 9 year old and insane about of fireworks and explosives… Brandon son, doesn’t want her son exposed to explosives…big deal in his family, so thinks it would be fun to introduce his son to his tradition…
Slacker likes the tradition standpoint from Tyler’s perspective. But both Slacker and Steve are in question if 9 years old is too young to be playing with fireworks. This is a battle against momma bear and poppa bear.
One 12-year-old girl from Georgia has been playing co-ed football since grade school, but is now being kicked off the team due to her developing body! School officials are worried that her teammates will have impure thoughts about her.
Slacker and Steve both agree that impure thoughts will arise no matter what (regardless of whether or not she was playing). However, Steve thinks it’s okay to remove her from the team to protect her. Slacker also thinks that football is a guys only sport so maybe it’s not all that bad that she’s not being allowed to play.
What do you think?
I think it’s ridiculous that she’s being kicked off the team due to something she can’t control. This would be the perfect opportunity to teach the male players to have some self-control. Who knows, perhaps the “impure thoughts” reasoning may simply be a cover up for the real reason… she’s a girl, football is a guy sport. Maybe I went to a weird high school, but there was in fact a rule stating that if there wasn’t a team for the other gender (like football for the girls and volleyball for the guys) then the genders could be mixed (i.e. a guy could in fact play volleyball at my school). If she’s good enough to play let her play, and if she wants to play and she’s proficient and up to the standards of the sport than let her play. Don’t make excuses like boobs are distracting… Yeah, they are. We get it!
A new survey has revealed that 7 out of 10 employees hate their job and in order to compensate for not being paid enough they have begun to steal office supplies of great value... not just pens and paper.
Slacker has stolen reams of paper from the office before, but insists that he used the paper for professional, business use; never anything personal (riiiight).
What have you stolen from work?
I’ve never had to steal anything from where I work. It’s usually given to me, like drinks and food if anyone has any tucked away (I work in a night club so food is hard to come by during shifts haha). I guess I’m the image of a perfect and honest employee ;)
“Yi! I have been placed in an uncomfortable situation at work. My boss's wife has been calling me to see if he has been cheating on her. Although I don't know for sure, I do know that he takes long lunches several times a week and often closes his office door when his cell phone rings. When my boss leaves for his long lunches he instructs me to tell his wife that he is with a client. I hate covering for him! Each day, I feel more and more pressure to lie and I hate it. What do I do? How can I avoid being caught in the middle of my boss' mess?
Slacker and Steve feel that Samantha should just do what she’s told because the actions described in her letter do not allude to cheating behavior. Either do what you’re told or tell the wife to stop bringing her into their personal business.
What advice do you have?
It’s simple, she needs to tell his wife that she’s being inappropriate and it’s none of her business to know what her boss is doing when he goes to lunch or closes his door to take a call.
It’s national forgiveness day! We all have something we feel sorry for, and if you feel any guilt building inside of you we want you to clear the air with us!
Lil D apologized to his college girlfriend of 3 years. He was unhappy in the relationship and wanted to end it… he just wasn’t sure exactly how he wanted to go about ending it. The result was him cheating on her at a party, in public and on purpose; he wanted her to catch him. He understands that it was a really awful way to end things with her and he’s extremely sorry.
Steve apologized to his family and his mom. When she passed he was the only one who wasn’t there to say goodbye in person. He had just started a new job and there were horrific weather events that prohibited him from traveling to where she was. But regardless of why he was unable to make it to her bedside, he is truly sorry.
Sometimes you meet celebrities and discover they are the nicest, most down to earth people…other times you find out that they are a jerk!
Scottie Pippen was questioned by police after he got into a fight with a man wanting an autograph in Malibu, California. A man approached the Chicago Bulls legend outside a restaurant asking for an autograph. Pippen allegedly punched the guy in the head… knocking him out, and then kicking him when he was down. The man had to be taken the hospital with serious injuries. Pippen went to the police station yesterday and talked to cops. He hasn't been charged yet; cops are still investigating.
Slacker says he had a run in with John Mayer. After one of John Mayer’s shows, Slacker was backstage interviewing him when mid-interview John Mayer said he had to cut the interview short to macerate (softening food in liquid) his fruit. After Slacker’s run in he has concluded that John Mayer has great music…but is such a tool!
Steve says he was at a house party and the lead singer from The Rembrandts was there. It was below freezing and he was walking around in shorts and sunglasses being “that guy.”
Have you had a run in with a celebrity and found out they were a complete jerk?
Slacker was out over the weekend and someone walked up to him and told him exactly what happens at the end of the new Superman Movie!
Slacker says they told him every detail about the last 20 minutes of the movie, ruining the whole thing for him. He thinks there is an unspoken rule that says you cannot talk about the end of a movie unless it has been out for more than a month.
Slacker says Steve ruined his wife’s first pregnancy. He went on the air and outed that she was pregnant. In his defense, Steve says that Slacker never said not to tell anyone…
Has anyone ever ruined a surprise for you? Or worse, were you the one that ruined the surprise?
My sister-in-law went to Atlantic City for her bachelorette party. It was meant to be a secret but on the drive up she admitted to me that her sister, colleague, and fiancé had all blown the secret weeks ago…surprise!